The Chip

If I were king of the world I would create a chip that gets inserted into every new baby. The purpose of the chip: you only procreate when you've been approved. The chip would not be permanent. Someone can get a chip inserted and then have it removed. But if they do something that would cause us to want to cut off their gene pool...they get a chip.

So along with the Cobb family update, you'll also get a chip insertion update.

We'll start with the baseline criteria: Nobody under the age of 21 gets their chip removed. I think we can all agree that 16 year olds having babies is a bad idea. Even 20 year olds having babies is less than ideal.

Next baseline: While you're serving time in prison you have a chip. Since the chip works on men and women, we can keep the incarcerated from making babies. Hard to argue with the chip isn't it!

Now is where we start to get a little gray. The rest of the chip insertions occur on a case by case basis: Britney Spears gets a chip, Paris Hilton gets a chip, the Octo-Mom should have had a chip and Michael Jackson would have had a permanent chip.

You get the idea. This will be my base platform for my 2024 Presidential Run. Make checks payable to Friends of Phil Cobb.